My old dear friend Penny, may she rest in peace, and I always had this inside joke about evil bunny rabbits. A boy on our school bus resembled one. At least we thought so anyway. Penny is probably now hysterically laughing that awesome laugh of hers from above as she checks out this unwelcome evil bunny rabbit attack on yours truly.
What is an evil bunny rabbit exactly? You must be wondering this. Well, it is a rabbit (duh) that looks demonic. Exhibit A:
Then at work, another devilish entity in the form of a rabbit came calling. On Friday, we'll be having an Economic Fair at school. The parents sent in items to donate for sale at this event. One mom loaded this creepy-ass thing onto the school bus, hoping someone would take it off her hands. Now it seems it will be possessing our playground for all eternity.
It looks like the Nestle Qwik strawberry rabbit, doesn't it? These stupid things are so popular in China. Do they even sell these in the states? Probably not. Because they're evil. And ugly. And stupid. There's a handle on the back so a grown-up can steer a baby or small toddler in it. Like this grandma of the year was doing. It also plays the most creepy children's music I ever heard. Be glad I've spared your ears from THAT midi hell.
Eek! This is the stuff nightmares are made of!